While waiting in line for rides at a theme park me and my companions were entertaining ourselves by inventing bad jokes of a particular strain. Since this pastime rather reminds me of the 101 themed jokes posts a friend used to make I shall reproduce a part of them here as 10.1 tropical fruit jokes. (I always thought that 101 bad jokes on a theme was really too many for a blog post)
1)
Q. What tropical fruit gives the worst diarrhea?
A. The Poopaya
2)
Q. What is the most religious tropical fruit?
A. The Popepaya
3)
Q. What tropical fruit do plumbers prefer?
A. The Pipepaya
4)
Q. What tropical fruit do people smoke?
A. The Pipepaya
5)
Q. What is the spikiest tropical fruit?
A. The Porcupaya
6)
Q. What tropical fruit is the best at karate?
A. the pap-HI-YAHH!
7)
Q. What tropical fruit would you want on your team for a tug of war?
A. The Pullpaya
8)
Q. Which tropical fruit is the hardest to keep from peeing on the rug?
A. The pup-paya
9)
Q. What tropical fruit is the most agreeable?
A. The papayeah
10)
Q. What tropical fruit do you use to go to the bathroom?
A. The Portipaya
10.1
Q.
A. The Pollpaya
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