New Years Resolutions

New years resolutions are things that you come up with in order to inspire you to achieve them. Of course they also tend to be things that you ultimately decide to not go through with. With both of those characteristics in mind here are my new years resolutions.

1. Learn general relativity


2. Get up earlier than I absolutely have to


3. Come up with a working theory of fractional dimensional spaces


4. Prove the Riemann hypothesis (preferrably as a side effect of the theory of fractional dimensional spaces)


5. figure out how to collapse Jupiter into a black hole